Do Czech-born millionaires really guzzle Snapple? Ivan actually has fewer lines than Ah-nuld.
Would you buy a vanity fragrance from someone who sweats so much? But at least she has oomph.
The Clean Teen Queen meets Oil of Olay. Welcome, America, to Wholesome Hell.
The Nike TV-screen gig is pretty cool. Shame his game sinks as his profile rises. Image isn’t everything.
